Ok so clearly it hasn't gotten that out of control yet but Chris Dudley and Shawn Bradley both ran in Tuesday's election. Chris for Governor of Oregon, and Shawn for lankiest mormon phsyically birthed/Utah Congressman.
In unsurprising news Bradley lost terribly in his bid for hometown-hero-backdoor-republican. However Chris Dudley, the Yale educated staunchly republican Center who played most of his years for the Portland Trailblazers had a real shot in Oregon losing by a slim margin to John Kitzahber a progressive democrat who for the record never got his face f***-dunked by Shaq.
Dudley clearly a thinker of clarity and vision was infamously one of the NBA's career worst Free Throw shooters at .458%. On April 14 he missed 17 of 18 free throws in a 124-113 loss to the Indiana Pacers. In that game he broke Wilt Chamberlain s NBA record by missing 13 straight free throws, one of them an airball. Dudley wound up with a league-worst .319 free-throw percentage that year.
As shooting Free Throws is predominantly equal parts mental and muscle memory I ask you this fair citizens of Oregon: Who do you want shooting your Free Throws?
But let's not let Bradley off easy. A BYU boy at heart who just couldn't ever get his body fat percentage above -.3% during his career Bradley IS the origin of the word "posterized". I could dig up countless Fleer Upperdeck Cards to corroborate this allegation... BELIEVE ME!!
Instead Trippell Dubbellers I'll leave you with this montage... Hope you voted and lets keep the "3 Second Violation" alive and well in all sectors of government!!
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