5:15 Watching the Heat lose their first game to the equally honorable yet elderly Celtics... Cheering for the bottom of my pint glass... (but secretly the Celtics R.I.P Garnett)
5:40 The cumulative average age of the Celtic's "Big Three" is over 100 and the cumulative average age of the Miami Heat's "Big Three" is under 80. That is science fact. Also science fact: the life span of the ocean quahog clam can surpass 200 years of age
6:00 Second Half started Celtics back down to a 15 point lead... watch Bosh go 2-15 tonight. 3rd banana no split this season for Chris...
6:15 Must figure out who the old white guy in Spolestras ear the whole night is. If I wasn't totally ignorant of the whole situation it appears HE is calling the Heat's plays during time-outs
6:20 Paul Pierce: Consistently trying to take the charge? Or the least athletic all-star in basketball for the last decade? YOU be the judge!!
6:30 Lebron James will have a double-double tonight in Points and TURNOVERS.... Totally clown!! as @ohsweetnothing/Jersey Rob would say!!
6:35 Trailer for new Denzel movie plays during timeout... Tell me that movie isn't "SPEED on a train" and I will call you a cot dayyam liar.
6:40 Jermaine O'Neal's head has evolved from an ostrich egg with cornrows to a more peanut based shape... the headband just exacerbates the matter. Discuss.
6:55 Kevin Garnett will still knock it from 20 so give him some respect and just aim for the ankles and knees... he can go 82 like i go 82 minutes on a standard issue treadmill i.e. NOT WELL.
7:00 The Heat are already throwing up desperation shots. My attention is turning to parkour dog
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7:06 OK they're making it interesting... i'll give the Clown Prince that. Within 3 with a little over a minute to play.
7:08 Nail in the coffin its been ALL DAY RAY this game and he comes through with a dagger here...
7:10 72 wins my stunch... Stunch: the area above the groin and below the belly button on bio-males (for the Scrabble players among us)
7:13 Game... time to carve pumpkins
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