DAD: TURN OFF THAT NOISE!! FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
13 YEAR OLD: CHILL DAD!! This is totally my favorite band LMFAO!! Their music is totally Schwayze. My favorite song used to TOTALLY kind of be I'm in Miami Trick but now its KIND OF totally Shots
DAD: Now you just jam on your juggler for one cotton packin' marmot boy! Your old man's gone and poured himself a steaming hot cup of confused here. What's this music even about? It sounds to me a lot like black men screaming at me followed by white kids whining at me. Son be honest with your poppi-san... this is how the kids like their rip rappin' served up?
13 YEAR OLD: Ummmm yea Dad. They're like THE MOST popular musicians of all time.
DAD: Well son, today you've taught me a valuable lesson in humility. I'm proud to be your father and proud to be the Marketing and Promotions Manager for the National Basketball Association.
TWO WEEKS LATER IN A DEEP-SEA ROUNDTABLE BRAINSTORMING THINK TANK ON NBA YOUTH OUTREACH...
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